Internet lovers discover they are married - Arab News

CAIRO, 7 February 2005 — A man and a woman who decided to meet after three months of chatting on the Internet discovered they are actually husband and wife, the Jordanian news agency Petra reported yesterday. According to Petra, the husband Adnan and his wife Sana were separated for months before they began a three-month chat relationship. When they decided to meet, the they were shocked to discover who their partner was, and proceeded to put a determined end to their budding virtual relationship. Sana called Adnan a liar, and Adnan called for an immediate divorce.

Chris Rock
Gee, and I was expecting a happy ending. Really.

Update: This is interesting. (via Mahalonobis)