So, you want to buy a strategic American asset, eh?

Who should you consult with?

This guy?

Or this guy? Maybe he's going to use a hearts and minds strategy on the junior Senator from NY. Maybe you could have that guy and this guy get together and do a commercial for you.

Meanwhile, this guy wants to make sure your deal is dead no matter who your consultant is:

The chairman of the U.S. House of Representatives Armed Services Committee said on Thursday he would introduce legislation requiring foreign companies to divest any holdings of U.S. infrastructure critical to national security.

Duncan Hunter, a California Republican, also vowed to "kill" with legislation a pending deal to allow a state-owned Arab company to manage terminals in major U.S. ports.

What defines an American company anyway?